Truthful stuff about coffee (example)

What seem to be truthful about coffee? Coffee is…

  1. Energising / Relaxing
  2. Warming-up
  3. Aromatic / smells like shit
  4. Tasty / tastes like shit
  5. Healthy / unhealthy
  6. Fresh-roasted / not-fresh-roasted
  7. Fresh-ground / not-fresh-ground
  8. Addicitve / non-addictive
  9. Luxurious / general
  10. is about Hedonism
  11. Charitable (rain-forest alliance, fair-trade)
  12. Non-charitable
  13. is about Creative people
  14. is about Clever people
  15. is about Business people

… and this seem to be untruthful about coffee. Coffee can’t be:

  1. Self-grown
  2. Siberian
  3. Colourful
  4. for everyone
  5. online